Added: May 12, 2009
From: screwattack
Duration: 2:52
http://www.screwattack.com/HardNews/051209
Channel: Entertainment
Tags: web series entertainment news performing arts short film video game hard 5/12/09
Rating: 4.96 (683 ratings) Views: 19716 Comments: 359
lucifervonkoopa90 Says:
Aug 9, 2009 - 0:50 - 0:58 **
Sjukhundd Says:
Aug 11, 2009 - stuttering craig is so damn awesome xD
ZippyRagu Says:
Aug 23, 2009 - Nobody hates Contra, sept maybe communists. That's my assumption.
pannux Says:
Aug 24, 2009 - see the vein on craigs neck at 1:50
Jonatron101 Says:
Aug 25, 2009 - I want to hate it because I suck so much at it, but... I can't. (Also, Communists don't exist!)
ZippyRagu Says:
Aug 25, 2009 - That's why nobody hates it communist.
dbzisdakrunk Says:
Aug 28, 2009 - Carful Nintendo You know what Happened to these guys. You don't want to end up publishing for Sony and Microsoft you know 0:49-0:58
Greendayhudalt Says:
Aug 30, 2009 - lol, in the screenshot they look gay
dbzisdakrunk Says:
Sep 14, 2009 - Contra was the only game that got shooting in all directions down pat. God dammit Konami, why didn't you just tell others your secrets!
Catscan93 Says:
Sep 17, 2009 - that wasn't a screenshot, is was a mirror
IamPersonMan Says:
Sep 18, 2009 - So Destin can shit out 32Xs and then put them back in his anus? O.o Chuck Norris wishes he could do that.
CursingSasuke Says:
Sep 29, 2009 - lol then again if nintendo fails,I can go back to saying sega does what nintendon't
CursingSasuke Says:
Sep 29, 2009 - lol cant you make fun of atari too? sega wasnt the only one to fail. then again,unlike atari,sega had actually GOOD games
TheTallBeverage Says:
Oct 8, 2009 - you can say that. sega does what nintendon't, sega fails and nintendon't. lol
59peacemaker Says:
Oct 9, 2009 - atari was meant to be classic so it was better than the 32X
erosennin4444 Says:
Oct 23, 2009 - who the fuck was that faggot that jumpped outta no where???
1Deltaforce1 Says:
Oct 24, 2009 - it was Stuttering Craig...the boss of screwattack?
MasterMetalX Says:
Nov 6, 2009 - "The boss of screwattack" lawl.
EntertainmentReport Says:
Nov 10, 2009 - Ha! Has anyone hear of this Wii knockoff gaming system called Zone 40? You can get it at your local Drugstore for $39.00and it has 40 games pre-loaded. I'm Curious if it is at all comparable to the Wii.
mgmmikkel Says:
Nov 10, 2009 - Spore Hero XD! I love hard news!
chinezeFURY Says:
Nov 10, 2009 - penis jokes ftw!!
TheDarksoul20 Says:
Nov 11, 2009 - classic
jay4gamers1125 Says:
Nov 20, 2009 - lol
NakedSnake75 Says:
Dec 19, 2009 - YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! lol
lucifervonkoopa90 Says:
Aug 9, 2009 - 0:53-0:56 pissed my pants!