Jesus Will Survive - Jesus Christ! The Musical

moskrillakilla Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - Too bad he died, I wanted to fuck his sweet ass.

FaganRoberts Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - Very funny. But what would have given it 5 stars would be a bus with the famous sign that states, "There's probably no god, so get over it and get on with your life."

NoseEverything Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - @moskrillakilla He didn't die silly. "He will survive." Weren't you paying attention at all?

legalis1 Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - JESUS is HARD ill like to see some 1 go through wat he went through you punks would be crying your asses of like a bitch preying i bet u punks wont handle a kick in the face dicks like youz makes me wonder if 2012 is coming if it does ill die with HONOUR

OneStepAtATime22 Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - ummmm no you fail how do you think you got on this earth

Domodeath Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - HOW DARE YOU SCAR THE NAME OF THY LORD!

GS07623 Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - Ain't the first amendment grand! Only takes a back seat to atheism for my money. This is funny and silly and while I have compassion for anyone who would bother to take offense from it, I can't deny that I cracked up at the first chord.

sk8rboy8 Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - haha your funny man slappy thatll cheer me up whenever im down man thank lord that you wer born kepp on livin dude ☮

fayitoaliens Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - xD wow! xD so stupid! xD i don't like ... :S xD but this is so funny! xD :) bye...

tuckerch Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - So OneStepAtATime22 sez: "ummmm no you fail how do you think you got on this earth" Abiogenisis/Evolution. For The Win! No invisible sky faries involved. Just a few billion years of chemicals and elements banging together in the primordial soup that was the Earth's oceans 3 billion years ago. Science, bitch! IT WORKS!

AnsteyTheatres Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - @Domodeath- THANKYOU SO MUCH

AnsteyTheatres Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - @AnsteyTheatres THE LORD IS NOT A JOKE! HOW DARE YOU!

powerbuttin888 Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - lol shrek

animation3dfx Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - Bible has talking snakes, cherubims, talking mules, unicorns, dragons, fire breathing sea monsters, winged angels, says the Earth is flat, says Sun orbits the Earth, says Earth is a mere 10,000 yrs old, states evolution is a lie, states you can sell your daughter into slavery, to kill all nonbelievers, to kill anyone working on the Sunday, to kill your disobedient children, to rape women that are nonbelievers, to kill your own child if God says to,says man lived with dinosaurs ..WHAT BULL!

pistachio1986 Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - @Domodeath jesus had aids

pistachio1986 Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - @AnsteyTheatres retard

DreamoStuff Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - ok think about it other way. i lived in denmark. hells angels = danish mafia. ????? = somalia mafia ok eater one is gonna stay. what would you support. what i mean i your danish then what is better of 2 evils.

DreamoStuff Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - ok think about it other way. i lived in denmark. hells angels = danish mafia. ????? = somalia mafia ok eater one is gonna stay. what would you support. what i mean i your danish then what is better of 2 evils.

ladiesmancool1 Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - jajajajajaja fuckin helirous

legalis1 Says:

Mar 12, 2010 - im sure jesus wasnt that ugly

WanfzMakaGraceDroo Says:

Mar 12, 2010 - God created everything.

rvsrudy Says:

Mar 12, 2010 - This is funny but don/t forget that our salvation is a serious matter.

uBeR1337gUy Says:

Mar 12, 2010 - I "saved" you a piece of pizza but then it died and went to heaven. D=

131197sebi Says:

Mar 12, 2010 - 0:50 is cool

SoraShinju Says:

Mar 12, 2010 - wtf you people are sooo... stupid. God is real and this is NOT funny