SpiderCarnage911 Says:

Jun 14, 2009 - So john.. Can i see your penis what the fudge

JasonDDGS Says:

Jun 19, 2009 - rofl

QueenKdp Says:

Jun 20, 2009 - dear dave my friends girlfrind is cheatin on him and i dont kno wat to do,this dan ,and this my momma channel

Anusarthi Says:

Jun 25, 2009 - hey i just noticed that part of my username spells anus

EchoInfinity Says:

Jun 27, 2009 - ROFL Chicken sexer XD

Quizzymato Says:

Jul 3, 2009 - LOL

DxEmoSkittlesxD Says:

Jul 7, 2009 - 700th RATING!!

thooty3 Says:

Jul 8, 2009 - i felt gay once. But that was just in a few minuets.

Prince67Alpha Says:

Jul 9, 2009 - I heard that random attractiveness to the same sex for male and female is kinda a part of growing up, meaning it happens to alot of people, but you always have a choice to be who you want to be...Basically, if you allow room to think your gay,you'll become more gay, if you just throw it outta yah mind that hey, i'm not gay , well you not. Its all based on what you feed you mind on, the discussions, entertainment etc etc...

draussie Says:

Jul 14, 2009 - Was rthe third one a guy or a martha forking fugly girl.

that1nekoolcid Says:

Jul 14, 2009 - dont be skerd

ploximity Says:

Jul 16, 2009 - quit not quite 3:42 still love your videos If I'm wrong my IQ's 10 so do not make fun of me.

Deathrowhiphop Says:

Jul 18, 2009 - man Dave should lock his toilet door when hes on the toilet

nineoodama Says:

Jul 18, 2009 - U made my mind rolling! Now im freaked out!

remoney Says:

Jul 22, 2009 - David Spates fans are as funny as he is.

PinkCammy Says:

Jul 22, 2009 - you are also doing these videos on the toilet because everyone knows, that's when u get ur best ideas... there or in the shower! :D

bboggs36 Says:

Jul 22, 2009 - You Should make a Wikipedia about yourself ( a lot of people under estimate wiki) And I wanted to know if you have a twitter.

mavia2 Says:

Jul 24, 2009 - so youd finish first and then fcall 911? smart mother fudger

cjdabes Says:

Jul 29, 2009 - i like teir messages....it makes you more of a man to walk away from a fight, than to start one....also their "STAY OFF DRUGS" videos....DRUGS SUCK AND ARE FOR LOSERS!

crazyliesme Says:

Aug 2, 2009 - 5:03 HAHAHAHHA . funneh ..

yeredsdashiznit Says:

Aug 5, 2009 - Im not acually gay i just wanted to know what he would say XD

1997sarge Says:

Aug 8, 2009 - I CANT BREATHE TO FUNNY

tigrept Says:

Aug 23, 2009 - david, if ever lets say u like a person, but she dosen't know it how can i make i happen for her to like me? plz answer

kope2kope Says:

Aug 31, 2009 - 66666666666666666666666666666666666666

SallySkelloton Says:

Sep 1, 2009 - cheese n rice! :D i laughed my rear of during the crackhead part ! ur so funny Dave :)